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dmjewelleA reliable source informed us that a certain Malkuth officer would be present at an anime convention, and so we sent a reporter to investigate. Despite showing up at 10 AM, our target was nowhere to be seen. 2 hours later our reporter started to lose hope - could it have been all a ruse to distract us while he actually went off frolicking elsewhere?
As our reporter was about to give up, she caught a glimpse of long blonde hair and leather bitch-boots! Could it be??
There was no mistaking Mr Curtiss' turquoise blue tunic - we had found him! But wait...what is he drinking....?
Undaunted, our intrepid reporter crept closer. There is no mistake, ladies and gentleman, it is the faggot necromancer we all know and love and he's sipping BUBBLE TEA!!111
We have finally cracked the story on Jade Curtiss' hidden passions! Observe how he savours the cold refreshing flavour of...whatever the hell THAT is...why does it remind us of Dist's hair colour so much?.....lips wrapped tightly around the straw, never letting a drop spill on his immaculate uniform. Yes, the Colonel is indeed meticulous in all he does, right down to his refreshments!
Unfortunately Mr. Curtiss was alerted to our presence, and threatened to beat the crap out of our staff before we could accumulate further evidence. We left, slightly disappointed yet accomplished at this new turn of developments. We are proud to bring this story to YOU, the raving screaming rabid fangirls! Start watching out for empty bubble tea paraphernalia once touched by Jade Curtiss, coming to an eBay near you!
And remember, always look out for fakes!
