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Kelab Pelayan Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Ouran
"Di sekolah ini warisan keluarga diutamakan, diikuti oleh kekayaan. Si pelajar serba kaya-raya ini mempunyai masa lapang yang berlebihan...lalu enam orang pelajar lelaki kacak segak yang mempunyai terlalu banyak masa lapang telah menubuh Kelab Pelayan untuk menghibur para pelajar perempuan - yang juga mempunya masa lapang."
Version 1.0
Scholarship student Haruhi Fujioka (name undetermined) goes to study at Sri Ouran (thx to Vic for pointing out error), a private school where the children of prominent businessmen, politicians, and miscellaneous rich people attend and while their money-filled hours listening to their ipods and discussing branded clothing. She stumbles onto the host club, where she accidentally breaks a vase and has to work off the debt. However, with the club's president (and son of the chairman) Tengku Syed Ashraf (Tamaki) breathing down her neck and watching waaaay too many episodes of MTV Jackass (if not by Astro, by torrenting his life away), life isn't going to be smooth sailing for Haruhi.
Version 2.0
Hanafiah bt Farizal (Haruhi), a girl born and bred in KL is transferred to SMK Ouran, a school located in the far far backwaters of...Peninsula Malaysia (Kelantan or Terengganu or Pahang or something), where the rich kids are the RM1 Million Felda folk...doesn't help that a bunch of these new-money brats think the best way to pass their time is to pick up girls ALL THE TIME. Most prominent is a group of guys who call themselves the "Kelab Pelayan SMK Ouran":
1. Tengku Syed Ashraf yadda yadda yadda (Tamaki): The self proclaimed president, his father is the village head and currently has a seat in parliament.
2. Khalil Osman (kyoya la who else): Son of a class F-turned class A contractor, his family wealth comes from his father's handling of high-profile government projects, providing him with an unhealthy number of contacts, government or otherwise...
3. Krishnamoorthy and Chandramoorthy a/L yaddayaddayadda (the twins): Owning a kapcai motorbike, this pair of budding Mat Rempit wander the town helmetless picking up girls. Being big Bollywood fans, they break out LOUDLY into song and reenact their favourite movie scenes...and if that fails, putting on the hiphop bling and going "nigga" at each other works just as well.
4. Mou Li and Honey-chai: Sons of triad gang leaders, these people are a year older than the rest since they went through Remove Class. Mou Li spends his weekends working the rounds at the local food court selling the latest DVDs while Honey-chai hangs out at the tong sui stall eating for free, watching his best friend work.
EDIT: 5. Nik Yusoff bin Nik Awang (thanks reins for the correction): A boy obsessed with the occult and supernatural, he has libraries full of Pesona and Bicara and all those dubious-looking Malay mags about the supernatural, often wandering off into the jungle for DAYS....some connect him to the Orang Minyak rumours that haunt the village...
6. Rosmawati bt Hassan: A girl who reads too many crappy malay romances, she has this ridiculously romanticised view of the Kelab Pelayan where the rempit twins are tortured souls with identity crises (to be true to their Indian roots or to enjoy the freedom and badassery of hiphop OH THE DILEMMA), Honey-chai and Mou Li are in some freak Bukit Bintang Ah Beng techno gay relationship, Khalil is her perfect husband, and Ashraf is just ASKING to be slapped more often by staunchly religious tudung-clad girls...at least he SHOULD be.
7. Kan Ri Zhu: The son of the Kan gang, his turf is thankfully far from Honey-chai, so he gets his own set of problems...like having feelings for Hanafiah. Can we say SEPET PARODY? I knew you could! =D
8. SMK (P) Convent Lobelia: The girls' school in the next town considers the Kelab Pelayan chaps as nothing more than "a shame to feminism and society in the era of the country's glorious modernisation towards vision 2020" and go out of their way to lure the city girl Hanafiah into their bosom...albeit one where lesbianism is rampant and their fanaticism towards reviving Mak Yong and Bangsawan must be applauded. Will they succeed?
Version 3.x__x
Kyoya pimping the host club like pirated dvds: "Oi mali mali amoi yu mau apa laki semua ada yu mau ada kecik mia budak atau macam bae yong jun mia orang, aiya amoi lu sangat cantik i bagi 5% off la, buy one free one! *hands over twins* Aiya don't worry, very good one, i gerenti!"
Rempit twins: "ei miss senyum sikit laaaaa, jom naik motor gi bangsar nak?"
OH GOD SHOOT ME NOW.
(credits go to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
slay_x and his bro, piratelicker, and ezelthecheezel)
ezel's pot of crack: http://ezelthecheezel.livejournal.com/28888.html
Version 1.0
Scholarship student Haruhi Fujioka (name undetermined) goes to study at Sri Ouran (thx to Vic for pointing out error), a private school where the children of prominent businessmen, politicians, and miscellaneous rich people attend and while their money-filled hours listening to their ipods and discussing branded clothing. She stumbles onto the host club, where she accidentally breaks a vase and has to work off the debt. However, with the club's president (and son of the chairman) Tengku Syed Ashraf (Tamaki) breathing down her neck and watching waaaay too many episodes of MTV Jackass (if not by Astro, by torrenting his life away), life isn't going to be smooth sailing for Haruhi.
Version 2.0
Hanafiah bt Farizal (Haruhi), a girl born and bred in KL is transferred to SMK Ouran, a school located in the far far backwaters of...Peninsula Malaysia (Kelantan or Terengganu or Pahang or something), where the rich kids are the RM1 Million Felda folk...doesn't help that a bunch of these new-money brats think the best way to pass their time is to pick up girls ALL THE TIME. Most prominent is a group of guys who call themselves the "Kelab Pelayan SMK Ouran":
1. Tengku Syed Ashraf yadda yadda yadda (Tamaki): The self proclaimed president, his father is the village head and currently has a seat in parliament.
2. Khalil Osman (kyoya la who else): Son of a class F-turned class A contractor, his family wealth comes from his father's handling of high-profile government projects, providing him with an unhealthy number of contacts, government or otherwise...
3. Krishnamoorthy and Chandramoorthy a/L yaddayaddayadda (the twins): Owning a kapcai motorbike, this pair of budding Mat Rempit wander the town helmetless picking up girls. Being big Bollywood fans, they break out LOUDLY into song and reenact their favourite movie scenes...and if that fails, putting on the hiphop bling and going "nigga" at each other works just as well.
4. Mou Li and Honey-chai: Sons of triad gang leaders, these people are a year older than the rest since they went through Remove Class. Mou Li spends his weekends working the rounds at the local food court selling the latest DVDs while Honey-chai hangs out at the tong sui stall eating for free, watching his best friend work.
EDIT: 5. Nik Yusoff bin Nik Awang (thanks reins for the correction): A boy obsessed with the occult and supernatural, he has libraries full of Pesona and Bicara and all those dubious-looking Malay mags about the supernatural, often wandering off into the jungle for DAYS....some connect him to the Orang Minyak rumours that haunt the village...
6. Rosmawati bt Hassan: A girl who reads too many crappy malay romances, she has this ridiculously romanticised view of the Kelab Pelayan where the rempit twins are tortured souls with identity crises (to be true to their Indian roots or to enjoy the freedom and badassery of hiphop OH THE DILEMMA), Honey-chai and Mou Li are in some freak Bukit Bintang Ah Beng techno gay relationship, Khalil is her perfect husband, and Ashraf is just ASKING to be slapped more often by staunchly religious tudung-clad girls...at least he SHOULD be.
7. Kan Ri Zhu: The son of the Kan gang, his turf is thankfully far from Honey-chai, so he gets his own set of problems...like having feelings for Hanafiah. Can we say SEPET PARODY? I knew you could! =D
8. SMK (P) Convent Lobelia: The girls' school in the next town considers the Kelab Pelayan chaps as nothing more than "a shame to feminism and society in the era of the country's glorious modernisation towards vision 2020" and go out of their way to lure the city girl Hanafiah into their bosom...albeit one where lesbianism is rampant and their fanaticism towards reviving Mak Yong and Bangsawan must be applauded. Will they succeed?
Version 3.x__x
Kyoya pimping the host club like pirated dvds: "Oi mali mali amoi yu mau apa laki semua ada yu mau ada kecik mia budak atau macam bae yong jun mia orang, aiya amoi lu sangat cantik i bagi 5% off la, buy one free one! *hands over twins* Aiya don't worry, very good one, i gerenti!"
Rempit twins: "ei miss senyum sikit laaaaa, jom naik motor gi bangsar nak?"
OH GOD SHOOT ME NOW.
(credits go to
slay_x and his bro, piratelicker, and ezelthecheezel)ezel's pot of crack: http://ezelthecheezel.livejournal.com/28888.html
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