dmjewelle: (*grin*)
I've been working on my Manga Shakespeare submission.

BUT DMJ YOU CANNA' DRAW. [/scottish brogue]

That's why I left the art to [livejournal.com profile] _deru

scottish manga!

I can make the AWESOMEST ANIMATED GIF EVAR with all the progress shots I've got.
dmjewelle: (omgwtf!)
Dad: You know the room at the back next to the kitchen? It's a GAY ROOM! D8
Me: ?__?
Dad: 2 cousins stayed there, and they BOTH turned gay! Your friend stayed there, and he's gay too!
Mum: So what about BMJ and [livejournal.com profile] silfa?
Me: One's got a gay friend, the other just isn't gay YET.

Family: *hurhurhurLOL*
dmjewelle: (Default)
First, watch this if you haven't already:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ddt8g9kxgp0 --> Thank you [livejournal.com profile] kitmun for wrecking our brains.

*****

Instructions:
1. Go to Wikipedia and type in your birthday (month and day) in search.
2. Write down 3 events, 2 births, 1 holiday and tag 5 friends.
3. Pass this around!

3 Events:

1535 - Sir Thomas More, author of Utopia and one time Lord Chancellor of England, is executed for treason by King Henry VIII after refusing to agree to Henry's decision to separate the English church from the Roman Catholic church.

1917 - World War I: Arabian troops led by Lawrence of Arabia and Auda ibu Tayi capture Aqaba from the Turks during the Arab Revolt.

1999 - US Army private Barry Winchell dies from baseball-bat injuries inflicted in his sleep the previous day by fellow soldiers for his relationship with transgendered showgirl and former Navy combat medic, Calpernia Addams.

2 Births:

1796 - Tsar Nicholas I of Russia (d. 1855)
1935 - Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

1 Holiday:

Czech Republic - Jan Hus Day

MY birthday is a day of death and various brutal dyings. It's so goddamn cool.
dmjewelle: (Default)
What do you do when you're eating dinner at Times Square's food court, look out the window, and see a couple making out/having sex RIGHT THROUGH THE CURTAINS at the hotel across the building?

You drop your dinner and rush to look, of course. 20 people crowding around a small table staring out the window? Totally not suspicious at all!






Signed, We Who Are Shambles Of Humanity.

PS: The curtains were drawn, they were just *transparent*.
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
...stands to win "World's Worst BM Dub Ever", I kid you not.

No other dub I know resorts to the ORIGINAL JAPANESE VOICES during any NON-DIALOGUE SCENES.

Maybe it'll be all a bad dream and it'll get better next week, but I'm not holding my breath.

Time: 9 AM, Sundays
Channel: TV2
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
Remember the Aum Shinrikyo cult? The one who dumped nerve gas in the Tokyo subway and wreaked havoc?

Once I had to watch the documentary for pharmacology and they showed clips of the anime the cult apparently showed newcomers.

Here it is in its full-blown glory!

http://cogito.killingoffpop.com/2007/06/28/crazy-cult-anime-clip/

It's 7 minutes long, but by the first minute my head was aching something crazy. x___x If you know Japanese, don't get brainwashed!
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
Will Anal Sex Make Your Butt Bigger?

Quoted from the thread:

"Oh yeah, this is totally true. Sperm makes all sorts of things bigger. I'd just moved into my new house, I decided my couch wasn't big enough. So I whacked off over it every day for a week, and now it's twice the size!

You probably don't want to know how I turned my car into a 4x4, do you?"
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
I was bumming about when I had a thought:

"Where did I put that BL photo of BMJ and Heal?"

So I dug up my image discs, and...First up, Cosmas 2003! (because I didn't take pictures of 2002 .__.)

Location: Sg Wang top floor.
Photos: Not mine - let me know if you were the person who took these pics so I can credit (or remove).

The humming of a time machine! Connections beware! )


And now...


here it is...


The original Sanzo...


and Hakkai...


and Lirin....


and Gojyo...


Do you recognize these people....?


and the pics are huge, so... )

If you want, we can start rolling down memory lane all the way to 2005...
dmjewelle: (Default)
One day Lloyd went to the lab to check up on the development of the Lancelot.

Read more... )

Location: HELP College Learning Space Lab (thanks [livejournal.com profile] ithronluin!)
Photographer: Christy/Vironia
Date: 5th May 2007, during C2AGE
dmjewelle: (Default)
I have never seen a Spiderman movie aside from 3 (which I just saw today and it was pretty good) and I'm now all:


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AO EBHTI [O8YON;YNUO8I4YN;O8EN'8BN;WEIGH5BP8oyq3ynb 9-qub u nu

Eyep.
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
...Surely there must be a way to make a good tall crossplay without those BLOODY PLATFORM STILETTOS?

I mean....the man's old, he wouldn't wear those! =__=
dmjewelle: (Default)
I am ASHAMED that as a blogger, I have not put up a proper bashing post! This must be rectified!

*****
I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!
*****

Bought to you by Kenny Sia.
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
At the bank, I asked a nice Malay chap what was a "post-dated cheque" since there was a sign on the cheque deposit machine that said "don't submit post-dated cheques", and this was his (translated) reply:

It means don't mail your cheques to the bank from the post office. Cuz you know, it takes like 3-4 days to process it...so the bank, like, puts up this cheque deposit machine here for you. It's a LOT faster than mailing it, yanno.

My parents are still laughing.
dmjewelle: (awesome)
"Di sekolah ini warisan keluarga diutamakan, diikuti oleh kekayaan. Si pelajar serba kaya-raya ini mempunyai masa lapang yang berlebihan...lalu enam orang pelajar lelaki kacak segak yang mempunyai terlalu banyak masa lapang telah menubuh Kelab Pelayan untuk menghibur para pelajar perempuan - yang juga mempunya masa lapang."

The Malaysian Ouran is full of stereotypes, it cannot be helped. This is why we can never Malaysianize Ouran without full-blown political controversy )
dmjewelle: (Default)
Hey [livejournal.com profile] kitmun, I think your Sukisho artbook came!

Pics merged to save space! )

HAY GUYS

Nov. 20th, 2006 01:49 pm
dmjewelle: (wtfbbq!)
After we all finish FFXII, let's sit down together and play through one more time just so we can have THIS DRINKING GAME:

http://xii.venusgospel.net/ff12_drinking.html

Spoilery as it is, the whole site is HILARIOUS. XDXDXD
dmjewelle: (Default)
[22:00] labrynth: okays, i'm in
[22:00] DMJewelle: unless you want to make giant puddingses
[22:00] labrynth: blah
[22:00] DMJewelle: courtesy of the boobsy trio XD
[22:00] labrynth: lol
[22:00] labrynth: actually....
[22:00] labrynth: pudding is quite easy to make
[22:02] DMJewelle: we could make a REALLY BIG PUDDING
[22:03] DMJewelle: with teeth >D
[22:03] labrynth: ...
[22:03] DMJewelle: and when you eat it, intelligence+ 50!
[22:03] DMJewelle: side effect: EMO.
[22:04] labrynth: why emo???? i though side effect would be HYPER
[22:04] DMJewelle: Tuna where got hyper >D
[22:04] DMJewelle: the combined effect of devouring a product of the boobsy laydehs XD
[22:05] DMJewelle: first it tries to eat you
[22:05] labrynth: side effect: CANCER! XD
[22:05] DMJewelle: then you get wiser upon eating it
[22:05] labrynth: lol
[22:05] DMJewelle: then you get cancer, and the wisdom of knowing your life is wasted, you thus get EMO.
[22:05] DMJewelle: =DDDDD
[22:06] labrynth: to get pudding, you'll need to pay with a leg, you'll gain intelligence after eating and proceed to being emo when you find out your got cancer >D
[22:06] DMJewelle: XD
[22:06] DMJewelle: best food ever, hands down.
[22:06] labrynth: PUDDING: -50 Health, +50 Intelligence, +100 EMO
[22:06] labrynth: /gg
[22:06] DMJewelle: XDXDXD
[22:06] labrynth: crazy
[22:07] DMJewelle: that's why we're fantastic!

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